Mercy
Many spears that I have thrown
I have chased you, all alone
through the desert
Tender
a bruised reed you will not break
A smoldering wick you will not take
Despite the evil
Gentle
My Lord ,You’ve played your harp for me
Though my spears I throw endlessly
You’re my sweet David
Loving
Who should have many opportune time
Raised your great sword that’s stronger than mine
For you have spared me
Gracious
You have honored me, oh God
Because of the name I bear
Though I’m so sinful
Lets Git Kooky
MOM!! STOP!!!
For those of you who don't know my mother too well. She is a bit challenged when comprehending movie plots; not to mention characters, names, and even what movie we may be watching.
For Example:"Ham Skywalker's mother was eaten by the cornpeople so he shot them all.""
Oke fanokee kept getting mad at him for not listeneing"
Me: "Hey Mom! I got a new blog!
Mom: "are you wearing it right now?"
We just saw, "What's Happening" by M. Night. Shenanigan
Saturday we watched: “Lord of the Mist”
“Where’s Kate Jackson?”(Cate Blanchett)
"When Froodo got stabbed he needed Elvis medicine" (Elvish)
She thought Gimli was Thor
The bat- like creatures that flew after them were called them the “Tribulites from Dundalk”
“They were headed for Mordorf”
Gandalf is Candorf
Then we watched : Star Trek
Somebody wanted to give Geordi the phaser test results
She thought it was the “feather testic***s“
If someone is choking you need to give him the Heinekin Renuver
Louann was sitting at her computer and I noticed that her hair was mysteriously blowing???
I asked what was going on
She said she'd just bit into a Peppermint Pattie
Songs I always wanted to write-
…but never did
1. You’re a Slimy, Slimy Guy
2. Humpback!
3. Get the Beer Out of My Ear
4. Don’t they know it’s Halloween?(No they don’t cuz they muzlms)
5. Jimmy makes my guts jump
6. Fifty-thousand Mexicans
7. Do ya think I’m stupid?
8. Baby, hit the gas (And watch my lips beat me to death)
LINKIN PARK
Little Drummer Boy
(Rap) (heavy beat)
I’m just a drummer boy
I ain’t got no toy
And I’m very coy so don’t get annoyed
I’m blastin
Through the shepherd’s field
My rod don’t yield
Mustang GT so keep your eyes peeled
(Screaming) (Distortion)
IM SO POOOOOOOOOR!
I JUST CAN’T AFFOOOOOORD!
I’M GETTING REALLY BOOORD!
FRANKENCENSE!
NOR MURR I CANNOT BUY!
I DON’T KNOW WHY I TRY!
BUT WITH MY DRUM I’LL NEVER DIE!
(Rap) (heavy beat)
Yo, Wise men
Anyone seen a manger?
You I’m just a stranger
My drum aint got no danger
Starlight
It’s a supernova
And King Herod gonna show ya
How ticked off he is
IM SO POOOOOOOOOR!
I JUST CAN’T AFFOOOOOORD!
I’M GETTING REALLY BOOORD!
FRANKENCENSE!
NOR MURR I CANNOT BUY!
I DON’T KNOW WHY I TRY!
BUT WITH MY DRUM I’LL NEVER DIE!
Favorite Quotes
"Spit when I speak? Why that's pppresumtuous, ppprepppposterous ppppppppopppppycock!!!
Q: "Define an athletic supporter"
A: "A cheerleader!"
Stephanie L
Chesapeake Community ChurchUrban Legends
1) Play P.O.D.’s song, “Boom!” backwards and it says “Death to Jiminy Cricket”
2) Arie Mangrum and Louanne Sherer are the same person (Think about it. When have you seen them in the same room?)
3) There is a troll living inside Dawn Gill’s hard drive
4) The people in that strange house in back of the auditorium are long passed Hevesy ancestors
5) That new satellite dish is picking up a lot more than Bob Jones Classes…
6) Jacob Wilson’s middle name is Konkarnkikan
7) Donny Gill left his neck in San Francisco
8) Ron Furrow has a prosthetic head
9) Glenn Neuman has a pair of shoes made of money
10)Cheryl Gill has an insurance policy on her hair
11)Jim Cannon saved a lot of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico
Stupid Jokes! You Must Diiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!
Friday, July 11, 2008
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