About Creative Writing

A famous author said that if you want to write, then you write. You don't have to wait for anything. You don't need to train for it.

And it costs zip!

Brainsurgeon? Different approach!

God created the universe out of nothingness using His incredible imagination. Being made in His image I find it pretty exciting to take a blank Word Document and create a world with it.

Mark Hurtch






Lets Git Kooky



MOM!! STOP!!!


For those of you who don't know my mother too well. She is a bit challenged when comprehending movie plots; not to mention characters, names, and even what movie we may be watching.

For Example:"Ham Skywalker's mother was eaten by the cornpeople so he shot them all.""

Oke fanokee kept getting mad at him for not listeneing"

Me: "Hey Mom! I got a new blog!
Mom: "are you wearing it right now?"

We just saw, "What's Happening" by M. Night. Shenanigan

Saturday we watched: “Lord of the Mist”
“Where’s Kate Jackson?”(Cate Blanchett)
"When Froodo got stabbed he needed Elvis medicine" (Elvish)
She thought Gimli was Thor
The bat- like creatures that flew after them were called them the “Tribulites from Dundalk”
“They were headed for Mordorf”
Gandalf is Candorf


Then we watched : Star Trek
Somebody wanted to give Geordi the phaser test results
She thought it was the “feather testic***s“


If someone is choking you need to give him the Heinekin Renuver

Louann was sitting at her computer and I noticed that her hair was mysteriously blowing???
I asked what was going on
She said she'd just bit into a Peppermint Pattie





Songs I always wanted to write-
…but never did

1. You’re a Slimy, Slimy Guy

2. Humpback!

3. Get the Beer Out of My Ear

4. Don’t they know it’s Halloween?(No they don’t cuz they muzlms)

5. Jimmy makes my guts jump

6. Fifty-thousand Mexicans

7. Do ya think I’m stupid?

8. Baby, hit the gas (And watch my lips beat me to death)

LINKIN PARK
Little Drummer Boy

(Rap) (heavy beat)
I’m just a drummer boy
I ain’t got no toy
And I’m very coy so don’t get annoyed

I’m blastin
Through the shepherd’s field
My rod don’t yield
Mustang GT so keep your eyes peeled

(Screaming) (Distortion)
IM SO POOOOOOOOOR!
I JUST CAN’T AFFOOOOOORD!
I’M GETTING REALLY BOOORD!

FRANKENCENSE!
NOR MURR I CANNOT BUY!
I DON’T KNOW WHY I TRY!
BUT WITH MY DRUM I’LL NEVER DIE!

(Rap) (heavy beat)
Yo, Wise men
Anyone seen a manger?
You I’m just a stranger
My drum aint got no danger

Starlight
It’s a supernova
And King Herod gonna show ya
How ticked off he is

IM SO POOOOOOOOOR!
I JUST CAN’T AFFOOOOOORD!
I’M GETTING REALLY BOOORD!

FRANKENCENSE!
NOR MURR I CANNOT BUY!
I DON’T KNOW WHY I TRY!
BUT WITH MY DRUM I’LL NEVER DIE!

Favorite Quotes

"Spit when I speak? Why that's pppresumtuous, ppprepppposterous ppppppppopppppycock!!!

Q: "Define an athletic supporter"

A: "A cheerleader!"

Stephanie L

Chesapeake Community Church
Urban Legends


1) Play P.O.D.’s song, “Boom!” backwards and it says “Death to Jiminy Cricket”

2) Arie Mangrum and Louanne Sherer are the same person (Think about it. When have you seen them in the same room?)

3) There is a troll living inside Dawn Gill’s hard drive

4) The people in that strange house in back of the auditorium are long passed Hevesy ancestors

5) That new satellite dish is picking up a lot more than Bob Jones Classes…

6) Jacob Wilson’s middle name is Konkarnkikan

7) Donny Gill left his neck in San Francisco

8) Ron Furrow has a prosthetic head

9) Glenn Neuman has a pair of shoes made of money

10)Cheryl Gill has an insurance policy on her hair

11)Jim Cannon saved a lot of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico

Stupid Jokes! You Must Diiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!

Stupid Jokes! You Must Diiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!



Sunday, April 27, 2008

Gary Benjamin

Unto Fools Only

“Yes. I am seven years old right now. There is a plane crash.”
“A plane crash?”
“Yes. Very near. In the woods behind me. The ground shakes. I start crying.”
“Remember, Tracy. We’ve been through this incident before.”
“Okay. Yes. There is burning…wait..there are survivors. They are getting out.”
“What do you do?”
“I want to run. But…I can’t.”
“Why, Tracy? Why would you want to run from people who need your help?
“I…I guess I’m just shook up from the crash.”
“Look at the crash site, Tracy.”
“I can’t. I’m afraid.”
“Don’t they need your help?”
“I…probably.”
“Are they looking at you? Are they wounded?”
“…Yes. One of them is wounded.”
“Allright, Tracy. Let’s go back through it. You are sitting on a log with your doll. Her name is Francis.”
“Yes. Then there is a roar directly above me and then the plane crashes.”
“What made the plane crash, Tracy?”
“I don’t know. How should I know?”
“Are you nervous?”
“Yes.”
“Why are you nervous before the plane crashes?”
“I—I..”
“Tracy,” the psychiatrist leaned forward.” Look at the plane. Look at it before it crashes.”
The hypnotized patient looked up at the ceiling. Her eyes revealed terror. She looked back down toward the wall again.”
“Did you see the plane, Tracy?”
“..Not…a..it’s not..”
“Tracy. You are an objective observer. You cannot be harmed. Remember: Objective observer.”
“Oh, my G…Oh! It’s not a plane!”
“What is it, Tracy?”
“I don’t know. It’s round. It’s…I don’t know. Oh my, Ohh…” Tracy began crying out loud just like she was seven years old again.
The psychiatrist decided to let her vent for a few minutes. He waited.
She continued crying and begging for someone to help her.
“Tracy. You don’t have to look anymore. You can wake up now.”
She screamed out loud as if someone had just driven a knife painfully into her back. “The people!!” she cried more. She hid her face in her hands. “They’re not people!”
“Continue, Tracy.”
“They’re looking at me. Those eyes. Black. Like dolls. They’re coming toward me…”


Jake was watching television while curling a dumbbell with his right hand. He switched to his left while Gary walked into the room.
He was holding a shabby bunch of newspaper and magazine articles. He placed them onto the couch next to Jake.
Jake looked down and then set down the dumbbell. He merely gawked at Gary.
Gary asked, ”Why do you still have these, Jake?”
Jake grinned. ”Just one of those things, I guess.”
“This is no joke, Jake.”
“I didn’t say otherwise.”
Gary looked down and sighed. “Area Fifty-One, Roswell, Hangar Eighteen, The Ancient Astronauts….” Gary sighed again. “All your answers are right here, Jake.” Gary held up his Bible.
“Of course. I know that, Gary.”
Jake stood up and gathered the disheveled papers and walked into the kitchen. Gary could hear him throw away the articles and then go into the bathroom.
Gary walked into the bathroom behind him. “Jake.”
Jake removed a towel from the linen closet and went to the sink. He looked at Gary in the mirror. Then he began to wash his face.
“Jake, I just don’t want you to be entangled into things that aren’t worth it.”
“Okay. Point taken. You know everything.”
“Jake.” Gary paused. “Just pray about it.”
Gary began to walk out of the room when Jake spoke.
“How do you explain it, Gary?”
“I can’t”
“ Exactly. So don’t judge me for looking for answers. You don’t have any for me.”
“Fair enough. But you know as well as I do what is real and what is not. God would never lie to you, Jake.”
“ You win, Gary.”
“Jake, C’mon. I don’t want to ‘win’. I just want to bless you.”
“Then what’s your explanation?” Jake turned to face Gary.
Gary paused but didn’t break eye contact. “You were on heavy drugs. You were also drinking. You-----“
“’ Hallucination,’” said Jake, concluding Gary’s sentence for him.
“Yes.”
Jake became angry. “Look, Gary. I know what I’ve been through in this life! I am not nuts! I know what a hallucination is. I remember what happened to me. It was real.”
Gary had compassion. “Jake. Take your shower. You’ll feel better. We’ll talk later. “ Gary said while squeezing Jake’s shoulder. He walked out of the room.

Continued at http://medhurtch.wordpress.com/








2 comments:

Jess said...

i don't understand
do you write these yerself
they are good

Sierra said...

these are really good! i love writing.